Dental Hygeine: Day 8

Today, since there isn't that much ruminating one can do on brushing and flossing, I thought I'd scour the web for dentist jokes. Here are the Eight I found funniest. (OK, here are the eight CLEAN dentist jokes I found funniest...)

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson
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Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.
"This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
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When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist.
But a local lad quicky disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else."
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"Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill."
"Good heavens, man!" exclaimed the patient irritably. "Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?"
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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?
Dentist: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist!"
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A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."


***Daily report, Day 7***
Another good day! Forgive me for being brief - but how many times can I say, yeah, I did that thing? Honestly, as it gets to be more of a habit, there is less and less to report...